I should be a Spirit medium for the amount of times I’ve been ghosted

gu-yiran-deactivated20250906:

every writer to their audience when they make the real villain in their harem drama the emperor:

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Originally posted by ilovelilies

mrfruityman asked: "

PANDAAAAAA WHAT'S UPPPP HOW ARE YOU I MISSED YOU DUDE - FRUITY!!

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HEY FRUITYYYY. I’ve had a lot of life happen, but I’ll definitely be here more often. :D and on the discord.

travelerontheedge17:

Star Trek: TNG | Season 3 Gag Reel

mimi-maru:

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Meeting on the turret stairs

For @opal-apparition ’s Oathbreaker

opal-apparition:

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Ser Cullen Rutherford is an oathbreaker. Or, he will be, by story’s end, for he cannot keep promises made to both his Lord and his Lady. A gift fic for

👑 @mimimaruuu.bsky.social / @mimi-maru 👑

Chapter One of “Oathbreaker” is up on AO3!

Summary:

Trusted Knight loyal to the House Lavellan, Ser Cullen Rutherford’s honor has defined him since boyhood. But while his sword belongs to Lady Lavellan’s father… his heart belongs to her alone. He’s vowed to serve his lord, and pledged to protect her happiness, but when the Lady Lavellan is betrothed, Cullen must choose which oath to break.

Excerpt:

Through the swirling dancers, Cullen caught sight of her again.

The Lady Ellana moved through the crowd like water finding its course, her deep green gown the color of lush summer leaves flowing around her with each step. Silver embroidery chased along the sleeves in intricate patterns that caught the torchlight, matching the delicate circlet that crowned her dark hair.

She paused to speak with an elderly farmer’s wife in a linen coif, bending to catch a word over the drone of the piper, then tipped her head back in laughter. The circlet slipped askew as she tipped her head back, and she reached up to adjust it with fingers that bore no rings save a simple band on her thumb. The sound of her joy carried even over the din, and a strand of hair had escaped her careful arrangement, and she tucked it behind one pointed ear—a delicate, slender thing—with the unconscious gesture he’d seen a thousand times before. Her eyes, verdant as the first growth of spring, swept the crowd with the easy confidence of someone born to this place, these people, this life of warmth and plenty that Cullen had been gifted but never quite belonged to, past the other creches of guests, then towards the doors and—

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mimi-maru:

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let’s go baywatch cullen

wolfsong-the-bloody-beast:

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I wonder how many heart-attacks Blackwall and Solas have per day when Cole is around.

strandnreyes:

strandnreyes:

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

this is exactly what I’m talking about

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gracekraft:

2 watercolor sketch illustrations  the first image is of May and Franziska next to each other. Maya has her eyes closed and saying something with a smile, gesturing with a pointed finger. Franziska is looking at Maya with an amused expression, smiling and laughing subtly, her fingers held under her chin.  the second image is of Maya excitedly pointing at Franziska and saying something with wide eyes and a smile. Franziska is turned away from Maya but her eyes are looking at her. She's blushing and hiding her smile and suppressed laugh behind her hand.ALT

*gasp* Franziska Von Karma, Did I just make you laugh?”

“What a foolish notion, Maya Fey…”


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calamitys-child:

xkat-holstaur:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

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that is the wrong gif

never kill yourself. kill that guy

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mrstinkypussy:

bonesbeetle:

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they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.

what’s the matter smoothskin? didn’t think they’d let a ghoul be a pitcher, eh?

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

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ok im taking my post back then.

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chronicillnesshumor:

1st panel - 2 guys talking at water cooler with cups in their hands - 1st guy says - how come you never take sick days?  2nd panel - 2nd guy says my mental and physical health are so poor that I find it difficult to distinguish any particular day as 'sick'  3rd panel - he continues 'i fear I will only rest when the choice is no longer mine'  4th panel - back to both guys at water cooler - 1st guy says 'here's hoping you have an incapacitating breakdown soon' 2nd guy says 'thanks'  @RoundComics on Twitter and InstaALT

Artist: RoundComics on Insta